Kevin Spacey had just snagged the “Best Actor” statue, and I knew, I just knew, that this year, the Underwoods would sweep the Globes. I had seen ALL of the nominated performances. Like a true garbage human who does not vote in the presidential election, and then complains endlessly about who wins, I am notorious for having very strong opinions when it comes to award show winners, even if I have not watched all of the nominated performances in question.
There I was, sitting on my couch in Astoria, on hour 2.5 of this year’s mediocre Golden Globes broadcast, minding my own business, sippin’ on a frosty glass of Coke Zero and munching on a luscious Honeycrisp apple, when they finally, mercifully began to present the award for “Best Actress in a TV Series, Drama.”
